The Sacred Laws of the Temple of Commerce

I. The Holy Edict of the Aisle

It is your sacred duty within the Great Temple of Commerce (known by the profane as Walmart) to recognize the need of your fellow seeker for clear passage.

If one approaches in the sacred aisle, you must instantly recede and make way. To linger in the path is to harbor impurity and selfish will, which is a transgression against the Community's Order.

Be ever vigilant, and clear the way for the greater good of the Pilgrimage.

II. The Ritual of the Empty Vessel

Upon the conclusion of your transactions, your vessel (the cart) must be shown due reverence.

Thou shalt not abandon the Vessel in the outer sanctum (the parking lot). To forsake it is to commit the Sin of Neglect and introduce Chaos to the Order.

The Vessel must be returned to the appointed receptacle (the cart corral) for its sacred rest. Complete your task fully, for only in completion is true devotion found.